A.D.D?

Maybe it's the fact that thing's have been hectic lately--especially after moving back to San Diego. I'd imagine it has something to do with my personal love affair with my short attention span. But for whatever reason, I cannot stand to sit around the house for longer than a few hours at a time. I need to constantly be in motion, and when my momentum finally runs out, it feels weird.

I guess I can always take solace in the fact that I'm living up to my user name.

The Boob Trap

Women like being checked out. By men, by other women, it doesn't matter. By paying attention to her, people pay tribute to their figure, form, or sense of fashion. People dress up so they can get noticed.

Now some people will argue against this and claim that they dress up for themselves--so they feel pretty. To which I reply: how do you know when you look good? By referencing other fashionable people, by the looks you get from other people, by reading fashion magazines written & published by people. Your life is determined by the arbitrary measuring stick of society. You dress to match society's definition of beauty. SUCK IT.

The problem arises when guys get caught and I have seen dudes get reamed for this. This only happens when the girl sees the guy as lower value and all of a sudden, this poor guy is at fault for having the AUDACITY to look. Women, check out dudes all the time---its just harder to tell as they have a larger scope of peripheral vision.

Why is it suddenly a problem when a guy returns the favor. Got a problem with people checking out your cleavage? Then stop wearing that V neck.

The 90s

I MISS:
Choose your own adventure books
Berry Berry Kix
Super Nintendo

I DON'T MISS:
Bowl cuts
Short shorts for men
Wearing a Tennis Visor backwards and thinking it was cool

SHOULD HAVE BEEN NIPPED IN THE BUD:
Sarah Palin
Possibly short shorts in general. Seriously, how the hell do you girls run in those things?